Watch guys, I really am going to finally start blogging about visiting this lunatic, last month. You know in South Carolina.
1.) I have somewhat blogged about it.
2.) Amy already has, and she did such a good job that I thought I could just hang up my hat on this one, but she removed her labels on her blog, and now I can't read about myself as easily, so I decided I better do it.
One of the first things that comes out of anyone's mouth when they first meet me is, "I didn't know Albino's could dye their hair..." ok that's a lie, they comment on my height of course, because I am in fact quite tall.
I was reminded of this fact when Tennille my Canadian blogger, that's right I just owned her - commented on a photo of Amy and I and said, "you look tall.." Comment fail, Tennille. (bless your heart) Anyways, her comment reminded me of my little visit. I know, what a memory I have. I can recall December. It's a gift.
When I met Amy's Mother-in-law Kelly (my favorite) and Amy's Sister-In-Law's (my other favorites) they said, "whoa, you're so tall. Just like Big Bird." Ok, they didn't say the bird part.. my old boss called me that. I couldn't figure out why they were surprised until I realized that when Amy visited me over the summer most of our photos were in fact
lies deceiving. We were head to head in nearly all of them... We discovered the awkward of our opposite lengths next to one another very early on because we are vain smart, and looked at the photos instantly. I laughed, and didn't bother explaining.. I'm sure. It was hard enough explaining to people who didn't know.. how we met.. We told them an online website, where you sign up for a BFF. She was looking for a Bff who is 5' 10", lives across the country, who will send her random crap every one in a while, and never borrow her jeans. And in my search I requested a Bff who likes to eat dirt. My gosh, I have lied a lot on this post.
Our photo height ratio is the only fake thing you will ever find in our friendship, I've never had a more honest & open friendship..ever.
So, we took some accurate ones while I was visiting this time around. And upon reviewing them on her camera i decided I hated them, so we re-did them.
I'm all about deceiving the online world, if it makes me appear less Big Bird'ish.
ALL ABOUT IT.
Something about a giant complex, or as Amy so kindly refers to me.. "monster size." fact.
But you can bet your gosh dang life she was thankful for her Monster when she couldn't quite figure out how to get out of the dumpster, normally she has to get out by herself. How hard. How difficult. How sad. Short people problems, they're adorable.
And now I've blogged about how important it was that I was in South Carolina.
The Dumpster Hero.
You'll never guess what I did this weekend.