Brooke and I have been friends for nearly 15 years.
I call her Tamponia, she calls me Padtastic. So explains the "note" that was waiting for me on her front door when I arrived a few months ago to stay for the weekend.
Brooke is usually the first person I talk to every morning.
A text that usually says... get out of bed idiot. or something equally sick.
So, earlier this week when she was at work she text me and said, "So the radio at work is jacked. Almost every song is Michael Bolton... or Backstreet Boys. omg."
So obviously because I am very supportive I told her to quit her job.. and then sent her a really long text with Backstreet Boys lyrics.
This was her response:
"This is my kill u face."
To which I said:
"This is my I would like to see you try face."
Brooke: "You win, you terrifying creature of doom."
I bet I just scared all of you, and some of you are going to change your phone numbers. And the rest of you are making a mental note to never give me your number.
This is worth 59 seconds of your time, I promise.
17 thoughts and things:
I stifled a scream at that picture of you. Oh. my. word. Thanks for waking me up this morning.
I awkwardly listened to that vlog at work. It was worth every awkward second.
GROSS, SHAY. GROSS.
I heard my voice on that first message. And I hate hearing my own voice.
But Brooke? Giiiiirrrl, she can sing. I like her. I don't even know her, but I like her.
That picture of you. I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
You crack me up! I would have sent you a scary photo back!
Holy shit - it's like Ozzy on sterroids!
You and I would be friends in real life. This is a fact.
Brooke's got skills. She should go on American Idol, I'd vote for her. And that picture of you... that's something I can't unsee. Thanks for that.
xo, Yi-chia
Always Maylee
Great!
I gree with Yi-chia, some things you can't unsee, I might have a nightmare tonight :)But you win, hands down.
Ew...Shay.
How the hell did you do that? Creepster
Is it terrible that my first thought at seeing that picture of you was, "I have to ask her what app that is because my husband would love it...?"
So...what app? Haha!
You are so funny. And that picture is super creepy. Cool but creepy.
I just changed my phone number.
AND you have my number. Feel free to NEVER send me that freaky face of yours. Unless its un-zombified. Then I'll take it. And make it my background. And then it will be creepy.
Some of that is true - some of it isn't. Feel free to pick and choose.
PS. yourethebest.
Your "I'd like to see you try" face is on the intimidating side. Not going to lie. I'm going to mess with you! :-)
Remind me never to go up against Brooke in karaoke.
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