Brooke and I have been friends for nearly 15 years.
I call her Tamponia, she calls me Padtastic. So explains the "note" that was waiting for me on her front door when I arrived a few months ago to stay for the weekend.
Brooke is usually the first person I talk to every morning.
A text that usually says... get out of bed idiot. or something equally sick.
So, earlier this week when she was at work she text me and said, "So the radio at work is jacked. Almost every song is Michael Bolton... or Backstreet Boys. omg."
So obviously because I am very supportive I told her to quit her job.. and then sent her a really long text with Backstreet Boys lyrics.
This was her response:
"This is my kill u face."
To which I said:
"This is my I would like to see you try face."
Brooke: "You win, you terrifying creature of doom."
I bet I just scared all of you, and some of you are going to change your phone numbers. And the rest of you are making a mental note to never give me your number.
This is worth 59 seconds of your time, I promise.