First things first.
I don't want you to feel like we're strangers.
I want you to know things about me..
So you can decide for yourself just how weird I am.
1. I'm getting better at parting my hair.
2. I'll do anything for a potential kodak moment.
1. When I have to pee, I have to pee.
2. Even if this is a terrible picture of me, I will never get rid of it.
3. B is laughing because she wouldn't let me pee.
1. I encouraged my little brother to grow a mustache, my mom killed me.
2. It was epic, totally epic.
1. My friends are the funniest people in the world.
2. Brooke decided to send me a series of photos one week of her being murdered at work.
3. I bet your friends don't do that.
1. This one time my friends and I did death shots.
2. This one time my family and friends flipped out over this shot.
3. Its fine, I was still alive.
4. Like 2 seconds later.
1. See, and Kim tried to lick me.
1. I love slurpees more then life itself.
1. I don't do yoga.
1. I've always been good at telling people where to go.
1 I quit caffeine recently.
1. I have never looked uglier in any photo.
2. But I need you to know that I am not a morning person, and my legs are THAT white, and I love basketball shorts.
1. Discovered how ridiculous this was the other day.
2. McDonalds, I don't trust em'..
1. I love my niece, like a lot.
2. I love that I look SO good in this picture. I struggle.
3. Clearly I am not too worried about what people think about me, so says the girls with comment moderation
1. I take a lot of pictures of myself.
1. Especially when I'm havin a good hair day.
1. I'd rather die.
1. I don't do yoga, still..
2. but you can see my bra line. Sweet.
1. I take roller coasters very seriously.
1. I love my friends.
2. And pink bathrooms.
1. Yesterday I discovered a new way to be lazy.
2. Pin it.
now that you know me better.
you should also know that this is the funniest thing I have ever. ever. heard.
Thanks to Brissa/briss I have listened to this 15 times a day, and each time.. I roll.
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I'm pretty sure in real life we could be bffs...because obviously it's still cool to say bffs. My bestest and I (who lives across the country) used to always do themed photoshoots to compete...the last one involved photos of yourself in awkward places. I think I now need to revive these with more specific themes...ala murdered at work. In fact. I think I just figured out a new blog feature! Brilliance!
HAHAHAHAHA. I love this post today. I didn't know ANY of these things about you. I am giggling out loud at the video right now as well. Love the random facts. Not sure why you don't like yoga...I love it...but I hate exercising. Love the death shots. Sounds like something my peeps and I would do.
just pinned it. not even joking.
i'm twiggy in the pinning world too. check it out for yo'self.
haven't got to watch the funny video yet because a stranger is in my house repairing my dishwasher and i thought that'd be weird.
Laughed. Seriously out loud and alone, minus my breast feeding baby :) that recorder cracked me right up. Heck your whole post did!
Eden was looking at this Post with me:
"oh know!!! She's dying!"
"um, will daddy bring me a slurpee
LOL yeah I definitely think we would be good friends! I started laughing so hard when I read the "wake up and run"/"I'd rather die" part. ME TOO!!
This post made me laugh alone. It's funny sometimes you realize you could have fun with people you don't even know, You just have to read their blogs :)))
With this death shots, I think you could make another series of the funny "scary movies".
I WISH my friends did that. hilarious.
stumbled onto your blog and just wanted to leave you a little blog luv! Def enjoyed reading this post!!
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Hey Shaylynn,
I jsut wanted to let you know that I nominated you for the Sunshine Blog Award.
You can find the post here:
http://laurenhaupert.blogspot.com/2012/03/sunshine-award.html
Don't feel the need to repost it, I just wanted to let you know!
Now Shay what would Katy Perry say about all this? Oh, hell she would probably encourage it and then tell you to hope on her elephant for a tour of India. I love you Shay Shay! Your dy-na-mite! Wait, no posts with dynamite please.
I really enjoyed the pictures in this post, they are wonderful! :D
Best lazy pose. And slurpees are heaven. And yes, that video will make you cry; hard.
OhmyGod, your glasses are soo HAWT, I want them. Every single one of these pictures are AWESOME. I think the Yoga poses and the fact that you don't do Yoga are the.best.
I thoroughly enjoy this and laughed at the flute. <3
Oh how i love this post.
I like the new cup holder. How is the no caffeine thing going? I am proud of Stan, he is sticking to it! Andrew's stash is so gross! I love you more...
you're my favorite.
every picture just confirmed that.
let's pick up the recorder.
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