I'm An Expert In Shay.

Bloglanders, you have 1 day to live.

Or 45 minutes, the time is not specified.

Forget the whole saying I love you to your family and friends and robbing that bank that's always been in the back of your mind. 

This is WAY more important, your last meal.

Food.

It's do delicious.

It's so disgusting.

Ready?

Set the camera timer.

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That is all the clicks I allowed, and this is what you get/what I get for memories. 

Some meals are just far too important to wait for. 

Attention Mother: If I die or when I die, knowing I'm immortal and everything,  I would like that photo to be on my funeral program..

Just to confuse everyone.

I know the anticipation is killing you.

WHAT IS MY FAVORITE MEAL!?!?!?!?!!? 

(the picture doesn't do it justice, that is because I was too busy eating to sit around and capture its beauty)

Cafe Rio.

Grilled Chicken Salad.

Hold the rice.

Everything but the tortilla chips.

You guys.

If you have never been there, come visit me.

I'm an hour and a half out of Vegas.

THAT IS ALL.

Pay for a flight.

Drive an hour and a half, and BAM, lunch with this kid:)

 I adore this meal, ditching school with my friends, driving an hour just to partake of the food of the Gods, you know.. my friend almost killing us on the freeway on the way back.

I love this meal.

Your 10th meal is free.

FO FREE.

I gag at the thought of the knock offs.  They're everywhere. And I totally hate them.

My friends father in law owns one of the Cafe Rio Jobs (that's boob job lingo for all the Cafe Rio Fakes) and she has tried many a hilarious times to get me to go with her for a free meal.

I don't hate myself.

Anytime anyone mentions eating at one of Cafe Rio Jobs.. especially on facebook.. I have to block them immediately.. its just too traumatic.

One of our Reps is bringing it to us for lunch tomorrow, its going to be hard to not make out with him on the spot, or offer him my first born.

What is your favorite, mouth watering, you'd sale your sibling, and knock a year off your life meal?

Okay.

I've been tagged.

Twice, whoa.

(whenever I read the phrase, I've been tagged, I automatically think of Hook, and Peter Pan getting nailed & squealing.. "I've been shot.." I'm just going to go out on  big ol' limb and assume I am the only one in the world who thinks that.

Anyways, tagged once by this lovely girl, Heather

& another tag, by Kali. whose blog is private.

So for all you know, I'm making it up.

I happily obliged shouting via my type how excited I was to be given the opportunity to talk about myself, I'm an expert in Shay.

1. ) If you could live somewhere else where would it be and why?

I would say Tuscany, however I need those I love the very most in my life physically.. oh yeah needy..  I don't know if I am stable enough for an ocean.   So I'm just going to say Carmel, California.  Its the most beautiful, quaint, and perfect place that I have ever been to.  The ocean as clear as your breath.

2.) If you had a baby what would his/her name be?

Girl: Bill.  Boy: Bill.

I don't have any picked out.
*insert worry from my family*

3.) What's your favorite food?

See above photos:)

4.) What is your everyday daily routine?

I hit snooze 4 times before I get out of bed.

I walk over to my sink, and climb right up on top of it.

Yep, I sit on the counter.

Turn on my radio.

Prep my face & hair.

Leave for work.  Approx 8 o'clock.

Work.

Patients.

Drink my weight in caffeine.

Check FB. (a lot)

Check Blogland. (a lot)

Patients.

Eat.

A lean pocket usually.

Every day it becomes a little more disgusting.

Countdown to 5ish..

Go home.

Maybe eat dinner.

Sit around, wait to decide on my motivation level.

Maybe go see my niece, O.

Go to a 12 step meeting.. (sometimes)

Bored.

Bored.

Call a friend, answer the phone.

Think about drawing.

Think about reading a book.

Blogstalk.

Think about moving.

Think about moving.

Wonder who set a bomb off in my room.

 You know.

Contemplate the meaning of my life.

Research careers.

Dread going back to school.

Go to bed.

Wake up to my roommate turning on the bath tub water, so she can throw up go to the bathroom without me hearing her.  ( know an eating disorder is a serious thing, please don't be offended)

Fall back asleep.

5.) What store do you find yourself shopping at a lot?

I don't like to shop.

Wal Mart. Because tampons are cheapest and I am always on my period.

6.) What lyrics describe your current mood?

Kate York: Kicking Stone.

Or Ingrid Michaelson End Of The World.

7.) Which TV character are you most like?

Lorelei Gilmore.

8.) It's Friday night! Whats usually the big plans?

Uhm.

9.) If you could trade places with anyone for one day who would it be and why?

Katy Perry.  Her hair is blue, need I say more?

10.) Why do you LOVE blogging?

I love the refuge that comes with it.  It's freedom in a blogshell.

I love following others worlds.

About a month ago I stepped out of my comfort zone and started finding other blogs, and I've blog-met some amazing individuals, who have saved my little heart one post at a time, or opened my eyes, and caused me to strive to be better.

Or more importantly have made me laugh, so hard.

11.) How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

20 minutes.

No joke.
To some of you it may surprise you that I spend even that long..

I shower at night, once a month. ;)

Kali's questions.

What do you find to be funny that most people do not think is funny?

Probably the third picture I love so much, see above.

But my friend laughed, pretty hard. So maybe it's funny to some other humans.

What are your pet peeves?

Read all about it here.

here

I have a lot of them.

Chewed gum anywhere but a garbage can.

What are 5 things on your bucket list?

Finish my book.

Live well.

Go to Europe.

Finish my education.

Cure Cancer.

What is the coolest thing you have ever done or experienced?

The summer I drove from Coast to Coast.

By myself.

Adventure in the shape of a life intervention.

Where is your dream vacation, and do you think you will ever really go?

Europe.

Yes, unless I don't then no.

Favorite candy?

Well, my dear.. I am a little bit of a candy enthusiast.  I try them all.  Weird, and slightly disturbing.. you can bet your life I have tried it.  Gum, candy.. all of it.

(those flyin saucer candies I found in an airport, and they were hands down the most traumatic candy experience of my life)

I hate chewy sprees & chewy runts & dark chocolate & and boston baked beans make me heave.

Other then that fair game.

I am going to tag all of you.

But in a the form of a challenge.

I want you to write your life story, in so many words or less.

Like I Did, Here.

Only however on earth you wanna do it.

And if you've already done it, send me the link, or post it.

K, great.

It's a dare.

And if you're awesome, you won't back down from a dare.

Are you awesome?

P.S. This isn't a song.

But it sure makes me laugh.