You can call me Shaylynn. Shay. Shay-zers. Shay-mus. Shay-bo. Shay-bee. Shay-la. Shay Shay. Shay-z. Shay-dee. Shay-star Shayzilla... just don't call me Shaylee, deal?











February 29, 2012

A Car Crash Vlog, Of Course.


I thought I could write out a detailed report of the accident, and lose half of my readers almost instantly.
But alas, I knew in my heart of hearts a vlog to tell you all about my car accident was the best way to go.
I'm sorry, I am so weird.
I blame it on my whole "being born." {finger quotes}
And these were all a one take no edit, vaall lala log, la la la log.
I hope you all pray for me, like every night.
And day.
And afternoon.
I need it, I'm a case that's for sure.
Part 1.
I feel like a teacher.
So I mumble & slur at the beginning of this video, just go with it.
My head was on fire, and when I'm tired I slur my words.
I think I am mumbling about not being drunk, but I didn't use the word drunk.. I know.
My head hurt so bad.
Don't start drinking caffeine if you're just going to quit.
And don't do it right when you start your period.
It's just too emotional.
And don't call me to see how I'm doing.
It's touch and go with a mild strong dose of venom.

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LoriLynn said...

The ways in which I adore you are unending. This made me laugh so hard!!!!! If I ever Vlog, I am just going to steal your "I'm sorry I am so weird and I blame it on the whole being born..."

I'm also pretty sure you should Vlog all the flipping time!
xo Lori

twiggy@thedirtlife said...

i agree with lorilynn...pretty sure you should vlog every single blog post!!

hilarious.

btw, i feel really prideful right now. like, since you metioned me, i'm the coolest kid in class.

Brissa said...

hahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahaa.
you are my favorite.
that's all i can say.

Devon @ TheMermaidChronicles said...

I know your situation isn't funny, but I can't help but laugh at your videos. Glad your car is getting fixed!

keri m. said...

so, i just have to say i always read (and rarely comment, sorry) and i am blown away by your honesty and ability to put everything into words. but for some reason watching your vlogs (and i agree, you definitely should do more!) brings the whole blog to life :) i mean, high school was a LONG time ago and i would read your posts, imagining your voice and personality from when i knew you...it's hard to admit, but i was remembering badly! you make laugh, and think, and want to be a better friend. i'm pretty sure i will always remember us how we were (basketball at nina's, playing the newspaper nintendo game and walking to bowmans or the basement!) but it's good to be able to know you now - and what your voice really sounds like!

Joanna said...

Okay, so I'm requesting that you make all of your blogs vlogs because this? Is amazing! You're too cute, frand!

Jan Cooper said...

Nice touch with the chalkboard demo...very "Law and Order" of you. Dramatic (yes Andrew it is a word) but effective. I love you more...

SHALEY said...

Omg. Favorite thing ever. When you first starting talk about vlogs I thought maybe you were being funny talking with some vampire accent. But now I get WHAT a vlog is. Yes, a little slow. This was so awesome though, you should have a tv show, you're kind of natural at it. Sorry about your car accident though, glad you're okay!

Girls Love Fried Pickles said...

i guess I just need to come there and kick that persons a$$ for running into you. Nobody hits my BFF!

marie said...

Oh my gosh I hope you are OK and handling all the lame issues (car fixed, insurance etc.)

I always feel so bad when I see people in an accident, even if it's just a small one, it is such a pain (sometimes literal) and messes up your whole day.

Love seeing you in action girl. Your just as hilarious in this medium.

Anna said...

You were not having a bad hair day!
People can't drive anymore. This guy almost hit me today. I was driving, on a road, and he just decided to hit the gas and back out of his driveway without looking. I swerved and slowed down, he stopped, AND THEN KEPT GOING. People are dumb.

Liesl said...

So sorry about the accident and your car, but I just love your blog and chalkboard drawings about it all...you, Melissa, are super fun and have such a great sense of humor...LOVE it!!! Oh and I'm so glad you didn't die...oh men! ;)