You can call me Shaylynn. Shay. Shay-zers. Shay-mus. Shay-bo. Shay-bee. Shay-la. Shay Shay. Shay-z. Shay-dee. Shay-star Just don't call me Shaylee.





January 11, 2012

I Might Be Dying.......... AHHHHHHHHHH.




Body issues not the.... " I'm so fat right now"  kind of issues.
My body is simply rejecting me.
For the past month or so off and on food has been my enemy.
It kinda makes me sick.
Nothing ever tastes or sounds good.
Its so weird.
Pulling over on the side of the road after coming home from my grandparents because I tried to eat..
Its so unappealing.. and I am NEVER going to get a man if I keep barfing at random..
He'll think he's dating the barfing Poltergeist girl.
Sorry for using the word barfing, three times.
Last night, half a buffalo chicken wrap.. (like tiny gas station style) and I thought I was going to die, like be dead die.
And I just couldn't die because I was with other human beings.
What is wrong with my body?
Sometimes I think anxiety can cause my body to spaz.
But I also have concluded that my body just hates me.

Gees.
What to do.
What to do?
Has this ever happened to any of you?

And no.
It isn't a baby.. 
But I am pretty sure 86% of you have concluded that I am knocked up.

Perhaps my stomach is really just gonna fall out.
We'll see.

My friend Melanie in such enthusiasm said..
"Maybe you're going to invent a new disease!"
My mouth gapes open, "what?"
"And they'll call it The Kilfoyle, it sounds like an awful disease, " Mel says..
I eventually see her point, "well yeah, because it has the word kill in it.. an no one can pronounce my last name anyway so its a perfect disease name.."

And just for safe keeping I am going to write down a fb conversation I had with Melanie the other day, it was epic funny. (I have been trying to not use the word epic so much.. not working out so well)

Me: I'm moving to ALASKA to answer your question.
Mel: NO WAY!  It is COLD and FAR and it's COLD!  You might get eaten by a BEAR!
Me:  I can't think of a better way to go down.
Mel. Right, see a bear, run for your life, get caught, pee your pants,  get your face clawed off and then bleed to death in writhing agony.  Good plan.

11 Blogland Thoughts:

Adam, Julianne, & Michael said...

Yes this used to happen to me all the time. I was soon after diagnosed with Celiac Disease.... hasn't happened since... except for right now... my i AM pregnant.

Ash and Matt | A SoCal Story said...

My first thought was Celiac, too. Whatever it is, I hope you feel better soon! Constant puking is bad enough when you ARE pregnant, let alone when you're not!

The Roberts' said...

I'm famous now.

Shaylynn;) said...

I can't have Celiac disease. nope.

Adam, Julianne, & Michael said...

You probably don't, but if you do... I will laugh at you :)

Shonnie said...

that doesn't sound fun at all :(

Shaylynn;) said...

J! I cannot help it, I laughed when I found out my friend Kayla has it.. I was laughing and saying.. "oh man, that sucks.." I am 5. 5.

I don't have it.

Jan Cooper said...

How do you know you don't have it? It isn't normal for you to hurt when you eat or barf!!! Go to the doctor...at least google it and see. Keep me posted please, I love you more....

Adam, Julianne, & Michael said...

Oh it's not that bad. :) Could be lot's worse.

Liesl said...

So sorry you are going through this, but how great of you to be so open and honest...love that! Just stumbled upon your lovely blog and I'm so glad I did! Sending a few extra smiles your way!

Liesl :)

Adam, Julianne, & Michael said...

came across this website today on pinterest. Had a good laugh.... thought you would too.

http://tall-girl-problems.tumblr.com/page/33