This Is A True Story, Like My Life.

How A= B in my world.

Today I went to Redbox, to return a few movies..

The Debt.

Awesome. Super Violent & Languagefied.. But I liked it.

I wonder if being Rated R had anything to do with that?

Although I found it totally strange to watch old people trying to kill each other.

And it made me so thankful that my parents aren't spies.

OR ARE THEY?!?!?

OMG.

Dvd #2

I Don't Know How She Does It.

Buh buh buh boring.

Okay, anyway.. so there I was dvd's in hand, return please..

#1. Success.

#2.. DANGITALL.. I only brought the case.

I nearly sat down on the curb and wept.

But I am an adult now or whatever.

So I didn't.

But I really thought about it.

I have a theory that my period is right around the corner..

I think I was mostly upset because I did that same exact thing like two weeks ago.

and it was the dvd I didn't like that I left at home.

Stupid.

So, rather then have an emotional meltdown, I had a totally different kind of meltdown.

I bought another Death of Me, drink.

Bought one of these. 

But uh, much larger.

I told the lady at the register who was ignoring me (biggest customer service letdown ever) that it was a refill, and I had to ask her if she heard me the first time.

To which she replied..

"Well, yeah because its not our cup.."

To which I said..

"What? I never go anywhere else, weird.."

And then I failed in my life even more and bought one of these..

Not the six pack.

The six pack times four.

And I'm not going to be including the amount I have consumed but my butt might show the evidence soon.

On my awesome lunch I also concluded as I was reading a story about a girl who joined a convent & became a nun at 19, that I probably should do the same thing so people will stop asking me if I am married or have kids.

I'll just have to change religions.

and while I was googling images, so I could permanently mark down how much I failed at being skinny or mildly well nourished..because I forgot a dvd I found this quote and now I feel so great about life again.

I love people.