I'm A Ninja Turtle Now.

You're never gonna believe what happened..

Get excited.

I know what you're thinking.

Well I don't.

But you could be thinking 1 of 3 things.

A. Red Lipstick, so epic.

B. She sure is happy to be taking her own photo.

C. WTF, a turtles shirt, isn't she like 19. okay or maybe 27.  You better not have aged me. 

I'll explain.

Note the nail color.

& how very cool this picture is.

It happened while I was keeping up with The Kardashians.

Don't judge me.

My sister-in-law had green, my niece said negative to the blue.. so green it was.

And I realized once it was all said and done.

HOLY *CRAP*

(edited for my mom)

Imatotalninjafreakinturtle.

(One word.) 

The shirt?

Jamie got it for me, when we first discovered I was a ninja & I trained all of her children to be lil' ninjas soon after.

Aww, I miss them.

Being a nanny was one of the best decisions I ever made.

Anywho back to why I'm a Ninja Turtle. 

Red lipstick photo is a must, its been a while. 

And fyi, my friend text me a few weeks back..

Shaley: "Shay, damn you.. I'm in my house, wearing red lipstick.. but I don't dare leave.. how do you do it?"

Me: "Be bold. rock it, own it, and send me a pic.."

This is my -you guys are never gonna believe what happened- face.

At work today..

I was adjusting glasses.

Optical is my field of who knows how long employment.

And I went to snip off the excess of a screw.

I had no idea how strong I had since became since I painted my nails with turtle power..

AND

I broke the GROBET 16.220.

Obviously I am incredibly strong now.

I better take this nail polish off soon.

Who knows what kind of havoc it may cause, and I have to go to the grocery store.. it could be disastrous.

For the record I avoid the grocery store like I do the plague and all my exes and his exes.

I use the phrase for the record a lot, probably not going to stop doing that anytime soon.

Post Script.

I had a phone convo w/my best friend Wanda/Marianne (if your best friend doesn't have nikname you're doing something wrong) while galabanting around the grocery store, buying otter pops in January.

Me: "I just want you to know that I am wearing a ninja turtle shirt right now, but I think its appropriate for Wal Mart."

Wanda: "That's okay, Xander has one too.." and then I lost her in an endless roar of laughter, what a jerk huh..:)  He's my 4 year old godson.

It's just too bad that I wasn't wearing it a few days ago, I bet my arm wouldn't feel like it was going to fall off like it does now, all because of that massive game of darts that I totally lost at.  Or that time I nearly died after playing Wii for the first time.

And yes, yes.. I was born September 27, 1984.

So ridiculous.

And thank you for your kind words on my last post.

I was super terrified to post it:)

You all put my fears to rest.