I've been in the blogging world for a while now.
One of my favorite posts that kids do now a days is the..
"Contents of my purse"
They're always so lovely.
Hair product.
Make up.
Mirrors.
Chap stick.
Mirrors.
Chap stick.
Floss.
Gum.
Guns... ;)
Etc.
I'm a little bit of a skeptic, no one ever has tampons.. so clearly they're not safe to hang out with.
Guns... ;)
Etc.
I'm a little bit of a skeptic, no one ever has tampons.. so clearly they're not safe to hang out with.
I was telling my friend that I was going to blog my contents, but started laughing.. and realized it would look more like an episode of Hoarders: Purse Edition.
But I am doing it anyways.
Because what is the purpose of life if you can't make fun of yourself?
Answer: no purpose.
Oh, from Target.
In case you wanna copy me.
THEN WE COULD BE TWINS!
I'VE ALWAYS NEVER EVER WANTED A TWIN!
But a fake twin could be grand.
I love presents.
So much.
My birthday is in September, better start saving up guys.
I really cried when I saw it.
Vanity at its finest.
And whenever I get ID'd I explain to them that they told me to look at the stupid star.
Every. Single. Time. I tell them.
Notice how the camera is missing?
Notice how the adapter to the Garmin is missing?
Notice how the white cord for the adapter is missing?
My purse is such a hoarder, I told you.
Kim is a really popular item in my purse.
A little book to your best friend is a perfect gift just so you know.
Brown Sugar & Cinnamon.
It's so wrong.
But it feels so right.
Cherry is winning lately too.
Kali, I know I said I would stop calling myself fat..
I lied.
I feel bad about it.
*oh and I read on a blog the other day that eating healthy makes your hair grow faster*
I totally don't believe her. High Fructose Corn Syrup is where its at.
Fact:
I lose or break my sunglasses annually.
Life is hard.
Courage is complicated.
Life is the worst sometimes.
I don't like them.
But I bring them home for Jordan.. whenever I remember to take them over.
Which happens once in a blue moon, and I've never seen a blue moon in my life, outside of the beer.
Life.
Loss.
(Uhm, totally cool picture right? I have no idea how I did it)
Isn't my neighbors roof just so neat.
The roof was my way of changing the subject, FAST.
Except boy scouts don't need tampons.
But really, if you were a smart boy and wanted to score points, you would have some on hand.
But then she would think you had another lover on the side.
So never mind.
Don't even give me grief for having a diaper in my purse.. guys the first few days are a nightmare. A nightmare. And I'm not even talking about my mood.
Don't even give me grief for having a diaper in my purse.. guys the first few days are a nightmare. A nightmare. And I'm not even talking about my mood.
My entire high school experience can be summed up with all of my photo booth moments.
Death in a stick probably.
Cute, huh.
I love him.
He gave it to me over the summer.
The end.
Psyche.
There is more!
For the record, I didn't take a picture of a breath mint from Cafe Rio. (In case I get pulled over) (In case I need to make out with someone) (In case I totally forgot to eat it, and I'm going to)
Keys. (boring) (because all this crap is so interesting)
Gum (Trident White)
And my debit card/all those other cards/check book/stamps and some very small bills. (I didn't want y'all thinking I was a stripper) (or some creeper stealing my identity)
Did you know I love my bloggers?
And I want to meet you all.
And I dare you to post your purse contents.
Be brave.
His voice gives me heart palpitations.
P.S. New Post below this post as well.
P.S.S. It's depressing, but I swear I am okay.
13 Blogland Thoughts:
Okay, when I saw the poptart pic I immediately thought "What the HECK!"? Then I had to laugh when you told me that you lied. Just remember, every time you call yourself fat, an angel loses its wings. Or in other words a fat person (aka me) will just give up on trying to lose weight. What's the point if we can't ever look like you? :)
You are brave, I couldn't and wouldn't show my crap in my purse. And you are right, the tea isn't good for you. I love you more....
Um I think I would TOTALLY beat you on whats in my purse!! I got A LOT!!! Come see us soon. We miss you! :)
You're like Mary Poppins... ya know when she keeps pulling stuff out of her bag? I think I have like 75 nickles, a bobby pin or two, some old smarties, oh and probably like seven of my favorite lip glosses I thought i lost....
Your purse holds a lot of stuff. Fun game to play by the way, what's in the purse. Also, what do you have against my name?
Your purse holds a lot of stuff. That's a fun game by the way, what's in the purse. Also what do you have against my name?
Nothing Shaley, it just so obviously YOUR NAME.
I don't know why.. out of all the nicknames, I hated that one. But its beautiful for you.
Gees, I'm a jerk.
Hahaaa -- kind of LOVED this post. Great contents in the bag! :)
Oh - Fancy That.
Girl, you have a mary poppins purse! What's in mine? A note book, my wallet, phone, keys and a few cough drops. I need to step up my game huh?
I suddenly feel extremely under-prepared and must now fill my purse. Also, the kid who plays Elvis in Walk the Line --Tyler Hilton-- I'm in love with him.
utah? i don't get why we're not bff's yet. but really....
a. i like that your grandma thinks you're juno. i love juno.
b. i had a pretty good sunglass collection going like five pairs for a year. i broke/lost ALL OF THEM in a matter of two weeks. wtf?!
My purse is also a hoarder... although not quite as bad as yours haha. But hey, you can never be too prepared! I think the poptart and dvd were my favorites. Because you just never know when you might be starving and in need of entertainment :) Also, I can't go more than 6 months without breaking my sunglasses either. It's sad. And lastly, I love that Kelly Clarkson picture from your brother. So, so sweet.
let me just say ONE thing. ok, maybe several.
first of all, tampons are a WONDER in the woods. boy scouts should be TRAINED to carry them. you take a dry tampon and a little hand sanitizer, and boom, you've got yourself a fail-proof fire starter. i'm not lying, or joking. i have pictures of this.
secondly, got all of your random comments and loved them all. you'll be hearing from me in an email. AN EMAIL.
thirdly, i still don't know the story behind the man. i'm going to have to dig deep for this aren't i?
don't worry, i don't cower from challenges.
finally, my purse is the size of your wallet. literally. and here, this whole time, i thought we were so much alike.
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